What is your favourite photo with your mother?

Mum: You know what? You weren't born with all the abilities you've right now! You were not even being able to drink the juice via straw. Just exhibited failed attempts to suck the whole straw. So I was teaching you how it's done! And this was when your father got that picture captured. But ultimately I had to feed you with a glass only!

After looking at the picture that 12-13 year old me asked mum:

Me: (-_-) won't you explain?

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

Mum: hmm what?

Who knew photophobic me can also select a favourite picture? 😭

Me: oh really? Thanks for confirming! But I know what you've done in it!

Why are white men so obsessed with Asian women? I'm friends with people from all different backgrounds but I never see my other non-white male friends obsess over or talk about Asian women like I've seen the white ones do.

Mum*laughs*

Me: Mum what's this?

Yup, a alottt blurry but.. kindly manage!

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

Me: Babies are so dumb, so were I